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afloweroutofstone

Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

throneofthe3rdhvn

inkspecter

throneofthe3rdhvn

so! I've recently found out about the clown husbandry community, which has led me to many questions regarding my Beanie Juggles (pictured below).

I'm a rather intermediate Beanie caretaker, but with my newfound information on clowns, it makes me wonder: how the hell does a Clown/Beanie hybrid exist, especially with their rather different lifestyles and needs? !

Beanies, specifically Ursa Beanies, are a subset of the Laetus family, alongside the Jellycat and Kelly Toys to name a few. Most Beanies prefer small enclosed spaces and require little to no meat, whereas clowns are the opposite. My Juggles in particular loves sunflower seeds and cheap cotton candy for some reason.

If any clown husbandry experts or even beginners have any idea on how this wonderfully freakish and unusual thing of nature could exist, I'd love to hear your thoughts!

inkspecter

What an exciting creature you have!

I think all of us that are clown breeders can say with confidence that, while most of us breed to retain the beauty of a lineage, many less reputable or less experienced individuals experiment. While many make it clear that this can be very inhumane, the draw of back door deals, the allure of the new and unusual, or a simple accident may all be possible motives.

Clowns are gregarious. They will find a reason to like anything, specific needs aside. There was even a question posed somewhere on this thread if it was appropriate for humans to interact romantically with their clowns. If beanies are more careful in choosing mates, clowns certainly aren’t, although it takes a more experienced eye to identify the approaching breeding readiness of a clown as they give out certain physical signals (namely ruffling their ruffles enticingly).

It’s like Juggles’ clown parent was of a plush variant of a teacup breed. Teacups are all small and most toy clowns are porcelains. Plushes are different in that they like the harder fleshed glossy white areas; they’re soft all over. I myself have a few scare clowns, all of which are teacup breeds. I chose these due to a few factors; scares are tough to handle at best so the small size helps, I have mostly porcelains in a large troupe so having smaller scares is less stress on everyone, and because three of them are actually officially bred fancies that look like certain famous scares from cinema.

I would imagine a teacup clown left in close proximity with a toy breed of another species would eventually “get jiggy with it”.

throneofthe3rdhvn

wow, I didn’t even know there were porcelain or plush clowns at all! I do know that beanies are more or less picky with their partners (depends on the certain subspecies..), but more intricate and complex beanies surely find other unique beanies or even other species intriguing (like with the ruffling of a clown’s ruffles).

While I have narrowed down Juggles’ lineage thanks to his previous shelter’s insight, I will very much keep this information in mind for other beanies I adopt that may have some kind of clown lineage! Thank you so much!!

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muneheadquarter

mymunefanartaccount

I was saw a post the other day that talked about how important Glim was to the story and it made me think about what would happen if she weren’t there.

I then proceeded to come up with an au around it with Glim as the main character.

PICTURE THIS:

It’s starts out at the beginning of the movie as the prologue. Sohone becomes a guardian, Leeyoon doesn’t, Mune rides the moon temple like a bull in the ring, that goes on as planned. The only difference is Glim is held back from the adventure by her father, forcing Sohone and Mune to get the sun back without her.

They both make their way to the underworld with little to no obstacles, but Sohone gets corrupted and attacks Mune, who flees back up to the surface, now much darker than when he left it.

7 years later, the moon and it’s temple have been missing ever since, and the world is seen through torches and lanterns. In order to survive, people of wax stay in large groups to keep fires going and stay awake, Glim being in one of them.

Still the curious girl she was, she goes out on her own but her torch blows out and she freezes. However, she is happened upon by a certain someone.

She wakes up in a cave with a now older Mune tending to a fire. After a bit of small talk she recognizes him as ‘the Catalyst’ and questions him on how it all happened.

After Mune fills her in, she convinces him to come with her to go and try to find the moon, fix Sohone, somehow relight the sun, and bring light back to the planet.

Let me know what you guys think!

throneofthe3rdhvn

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sparklestar-clown-sanctuary

throneofthe3rdhvn

so! I've recently found out about the clown husbandry community, which has led me to many questions regarding my Beanie Juggles (pictured below).

If any clown husbandry experts or even beginners have any idea on how this wonderfully freakish and unusual thing of nature could exist, I'd love to hear your thoughts!

sparklestar-clown-sanctuary

This is quite an interesting specimen you've got here!

Beanies, especially these ursa beanies, are a lot less common than they used to be nowadays. They've been sort of ' bred out ' of the general beanie family, in favour of more... unhealthy breeds, such as beanie boos.

Yours is a very rare type of beanie, to put it simply! Clown DNA doesn't tend to mix well with beanie DNA, so even as a clown expert myself, I'm unsure of how your little guy even came into existence!

throneofthe3rdhvn

Tell me about it! I’m grateful to have been able to even adopt any Beanies in the first place, especially since the increase of unhealthy Beanie Boos in shops and the like.

I’ve actually contacted the shelter where I got my Juggles (Needle ‘N Thread Shelter in my area, they’re a lovely and reputable non-profit plush shelter :]) to ask about his bloodline as it seemed rather confusing at first. They told me that his previous owners had gotten him from a breeder who specialized in teacup party-railroad Clown Beanies, or Teacup “Bonker Cleanies” for short, but were looking for a rather energetic Clown Beanie instead! I’m assuming his railroad and Beanie blood toned down his energy from his party Clown blood.

The shelter also gathered that this niche of breeders typically use Colorburst Teacup-Railroad Cleanies with Teacup-Party Cleanies to breed, but since Juggles’ demeanor and overall personality is different from your average Teacup Bonkers variety, we managed to settle on Colorburst Teacup-Party Cleanies with a teacup Cleanie that has more railroad!

With Juggles being the hybrid of some hybrids, that raises more questions than answers, but I think @clowneryranch ’s thesis for the teacup Clown with the Beanie parent holds up for the original question of how it’s even possible in the first place! :]

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kitsunegdx

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clowneryranch

throneofthe3rdhvn

so! I've recently found out about the clown husbandry community, which has led me to many questions regarding my Beanie Juggles (pictured below).

If any clown husbandry experts or even beginners have any idea on how this wonderfully freakish and unusual thing of nature could exist, I'd love to hear your thoughts!

clowneryranch

Hiya! Professional here!

In all my years of running a rescue ranch, I've personally never seen a beanie/clown hybrid but, it is possible!

My best guess is that he has a bit of teacup railroad clown in him which is how he is so small and how it was able to mate with the beanie parent. Teacup clowns and beanies are around the same size and possibly could share a few ancestors!

That also explains his love of cheap candy and sunflower seeds! Try offering him a can of cheap baked beans and a spoon!

If you have any questions, feel free to message us!

Happy clowning!

throneofthe3rdhvn

I fed him a few spoonfuls and I’m assuming he found them rather pleasant given his rambunctious attempt to eat the whole can!

As for his heritage, I can definitely see him being part teacup and maybe something else besides railroad clown because of his birth certificate.

When I adopted Juggles (adopt, don’t shop!) he was fortunate to enough to have his certificate with him. I don’t reckon railroad clowns have squirting flowers nor floppy shoes from what I’ve gathered, but what do I know!

Either way it’s definitely possible one of his parents was a teacup clown, so thank you very much for your information!!!

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so! I’ve recently found out about the clown husbandry community, which has led me to many questions regarding my Beanie Juggles (pictured below).

I’m a rather intermediate Beanie caretaker, but with my newfound information on clowns, it makes me wonder: how the hell does a Clown/Beanie hybrid exist, especially with their rather different lifestyles and needs? !

If any clown husbandry experts or even beginners have any idea on how this wonderfully freakish and unusual thing of nature could exist, I’d love to hear your thoughts!

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jayrockin

Centaur Aliens

Lifespan: 80 years
Adult weight: 500-1000 kg
Adult height: 2.5-4 meters
Visual range: near infrared to blue
Diet: Obligate hypercarnivores

Centaurs’ evolutionary ancestors were savanna pack predators who used ambush to hunt prey, nomadically following prey animal herds as they traveled round the global continent every year. Modern centaurs emerged when they started to use tools to help with hunting and land management, eventually resulting in some groups settling down and becoming reliant on fishing, animal agriculture, and food preservation to survive. Centaurs remain obligate hypercarnivores, meaning approximately 70% of a healthy diet is meat and animal products, but they opportunistically supplement their diet with grain, starchy tubers, and small amounts of roughage and vegetation.

Similar to humans, centaurs have a bisex reproductive system with an inseminator sex and gestator sex who gave birth to live young, but functionally are more akin to Earth’s marsupials. Centaur’s distant ancestors had larvae that lived in the soil like grubs before pupating into adults, and their viviparous silk eating clade first emerged after parental care of the larval stage evolved. While other members of their clade have development and pupation both happen in-utero, centaur litters leave the womb early and feed on their parent’s nutritive silk until they are large enough to pupate, spinning a cocoon on their parent’s back. They emerge as an imago, resembling a miniature adult with the physical capacity of an six-week old kitten.

Centaurs are pseudo-eusocial, with a social structure hierarchy somewhat similar to meerkats. At its most basic level a clan consists of one matriarch, a female who is responsible for bearing the clan’s young; the entourage, who are the matriarch’s partners and usually mostly male; and the clan’s “workers,” who are not involved in reproduction. These non-reproductive clan members are generally either the matriarch’s children, childless relatives, or individuals married in for their skills or political purposes.

Read more about centaur biology on my janky eternally work-in-progress website here, or look at the old centaur reference post here.

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cherepizza

Made some sketches for fun without much thought, accidentally awakening a long forgotten urge to draw as much as possible. I've always wanted to experiment on how creatures with radial symmetry could evolve into something else. These are definitely not final ideas as I already see where I'd like to make changes